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Post subject:  Posted: July 29th, 2005, 10:06 pm |
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You love the dark side! Everbody loves the dark side! But alas you cannot go into the dark side or two reasons. One: You found out that there is in fact NO free all-you-can-eat buffet on monday...so you are incredibly let down, and you find that without the buffet there is nothing for you on the other side. Two: The miss good fairy sees that you are an incredibly good warrior and so she is holding you back from going to the dark side because if you went to the dark side she knows that you would destroy HER side.
Why do I LOVE going supply shopping...but I HATE school?
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 10:30 pm |
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Because you don't get new things very often and are therefore excited about anything new (even school supplies). Your excitement dies, however, when you remember just what those supplies are used for... 
Why must bouncy balls be round?
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 10:40 pm |
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Because if they were square, they'd just stay put after blobbing on the ground a few times. Round is the only bestest bouncy shape!
Why are tomatoes red?
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Post subject: Posted: July 30th, 2005, 5:43 pm |
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Location: Wrong side of the globe
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Because the person who invented the tomato spilled a can of red paint over the tomato, which was originally purple, and it absorbed the paint and became red, and has stayed that way ever since.
Why is it light at day and dark at night?
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Post subject: Posted: July 30th, 2005, 8:33 pm |
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It's light during the day because Elvis has a magical lightswitch (wherever he's hiding), and every morning he gets up to turn the lights on, and it's light in half the world. When he turns it off, it gets dark. If you're wondering who controls the light on the other side of the world, it's Tupac. And by the way, Napoleon caught you a delicious bass.
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Post subject: Posted: July 31st, 2005, 7:53 am |
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Because you just found a rather large, tapdancing catterpillar in your underwear drawer, and he wants to get married.
Why do humans have 5 toes????
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Post subject: Posted: July 31st, 2005, 8:34 am |
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Location: England, normally in my room
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Humans have 5 toes so that they enable children to countto five. If humans only had four toes, children would only be able to count to 4, and that's not good enough, is it? 
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:01 am |
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Because you forgot to water the plants, therefore resulting in you being incapable of dancing like a wingless chicken.Obviously.
Why is this smiley really bouncing?  What's it got to be so happy about?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:04 am |
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Location: England, normally in my room
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Bob (the smiley's name) is bouncing because he is a part of this forum! He's also one of the most popular smilies, and is looked after by... someone (sorry, I know someone has him along with Nick, but I don't know the name), and everyone loves him!
ALL HAIL BOB!!
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:10 am |
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*Praises Bob the Almighty smiley*
*Bows*
You are insane because you have not eaten your daily dose of snails yet! 
Why i am i also insane?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:13 am |
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You are also insane because you sniffed your daily dose of fairy dust but after a while you stopped needing it because you've grown to be always insane!
Why do I like good Charlotte so much?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:22 am |
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You like Good Charlotte so much becasue they rock and, of course, they are all also insane!
*bows*
Why does chocolate taste so good?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:25 am |
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Because when you were a baby you always smeared melted chocolate all over your face, and from then on you decided that chocolate tastes yummy!
hail bob!
Why do I eat?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:29 am |
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You eat becasue you are truely a werewolf and werewolves need to eat lots so they can bite lotsa people!
Why am i really hungry?
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:33 am |
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You're hungry because you have been poking your computer hard drive for some time, it keeps flashing it's light at you and you still can't work out what it's saying! So that's taken up a lot of youe energy; therefore, you are now hungry.
EDIT: I forgot to add - Bob forever!
Why do I like brown bread so much, but the brown bread I'm eating now tastes awful? _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 7:41 am |
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Becasue Bob has not sprinkled his dust of Bobness over this bread, therefore it tastes horrible!
Why am i feeling so lazy?
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