oh my.

*lights match* *throws it at gollum*

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*explodes into a thousand angry lemers while doing the two-step and summoning the demon gods of Ultimathema*

*spelling geek alter-ego kicks in* ahem. lemurs is spelled L-E-M-U-R-S.

what's a... Ul... Ulti... Ulti-thing?

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EEEEEEKKKKKKK! *runs for her [s]life[/s] undeadness*

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Forgive my evil typos, that weird Ulti thing came off the top of my head

*consumes the souls of 9209 gummy bears to power his attempts to make the perfect sandwich*

witchy what have you been reading while your away?
*decideds to throw around the waight she earned in Witchys absance*
"Ok peeps, we're an alliance, we all have equel power, or sort of. We are not Communists, becuse however evil that may be it never works. We are not haveing a Monachy even though Wichy is our King. We are not a democracy becuse thats good. We are an Alliance and we vote on things, Witchy is our figure head and we acnoledge him as leader but we can overrule him if he gose to the light side.

And if anyone even thinks of correcting me i will personally see to it that Gwen sends her army of Assasins to kill you in rl just like they killed Witchy, so there."

*gose to find motto thread since she made it*

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then we're basically a constitutional monarchy....

and, while I've been gone, I've read

The Ender's Game and Ender's shadow series

rise and fall of the third reich

The history of the ottoman empire

The Homecoming Series

that would explain a lot. Now m'dear Witchy some work for you. These were the results of our Slogan Poll but we never got around to putting them up.

"THE NAZGUL ARE COMEING -Quick hide the cookies!!"
22% [ 4 ]
The Nazgul - Rulers of darkness
0% [ 0 ]
"We wern't born evil, we had to practise"
11% [ 2 ]
Random is pollitically incorrect - the term is Nazgul
33% [ 6 ]
They are the Nazgûl, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead and the epitome of cool
16% [ 3 ]
"We're not insane, we just don't have anything to hide."
0% [ 0 ]
Come to the darkside - We have cookies
16% [ 3 ]


So we decided on 2 slogans: Random is pollitically incorrect - the term is Nazgul
"THE NAZGUL ARE COMEING -Quick hide the cookies!!"
and possibly a third of either of the 16% ones, but you decide o constitutenal monach.

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How about "Nazgul Club, politically incorrect since 1892"?

*re-reads over the slogans*
*falls over laughing*
*ends up falling into a bucket of water*
Now where did that come from?

*throws remnants of water unto gollum*
*goes off to find gummi bears*

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<center>Proud Member many Clubs (specially the Nazgul Club) Nazgul #3
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*smites the evil king of all mallowland using the great chocolate bad of Yog'Sogoth, which requires 2345435 years of penance to obtain*

EEEEEEKKKK! Stop trying to kill me! *puts on raincoat* (a pretty black one)

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Elaborate upon your...theory

*has edited the random thought because Tan isn't an elvish spy*
*stares at slogans*
I'm so like "printing them out and taping them on my walls now"
*runs away to do it*

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much better, and you'd better print out those slogans, they're "T3H 1337"

*tapes slogans all over the walls (and on her brothers back)*
My mother asked me today, what a "nazgûl" is, I gave her this look:

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