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PostPosted: September 29th, 2006, 2:27 am 
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"Eat us!" Bill said in shock as he looked at Lee. "I sure hope not lass. I'd fight to the death before that ever happened to me!" His eyes were wild with fear.

Bootstrap noticed Gibbs wandering like a drunk man and shouted out in his direction. "Gibbs, help us! Over here man!"

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"I need help!" Gibbs shouted in response to Bootstrap's plea. He staggered to his feet again and lurched in the others' direction.

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There, on a throne decorated of human skulls, bones, and some dried up unknown organs, sat a somebody.

That somebody, looked awefully familiar. Except this somebody had been decorated in swirls of paints and colors on his skin.

Lo and behold, that somebody was Captain Jack Sparrow...looking rather...well, looking rather god-like to be honest.

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"How can we bloody help you when we have problems of our o...," Bill stopped in mid-sentence. His eyes fixed themselves on Jack who was seated on a throne.

"Jack!!! Get us out of here! Tell them to let us go!" he said happily considering that Jack was now the chief.

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[this is sounding strangely familiar...]

"Jack!" Gibbs echoed Bootstrap's cry. "Toss me a rum, mate! Nothing a good ol' drought of rum can't - " He lurched forward again, face-down in the mud. Two male natives seized his arms and dragged him up.

Exactly three minutes later, Joshamee Gibbs found himself in the same net as Bootstrap, Lee, and the others.

He squeezed himself in a more comfortable position and muttered, "So much for helping me."

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"Thanks Gibbs." Lee mumbled and looked over at Jack. "Why did they put him up there?"

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(Waiting for Jack's reply to Bill...)

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The cannibals dragged the nets closer to the great god named Jack Sparrow. They hollared strange sentences to him and pointed towards the individuals in the nets. Some of the natives even jumped around happily considering they had just brought their god a prize.

"Uh.." Jack looked towards the netted Bootstrap, but then quickly glanced away from the man and looked at the natives. "Le la ship ship shaw?"

One of the natives let out a yelp of pure excitement and disappeared.

He returned in less than a minute carrying a very strange sort of thing on a straw plate.

The thing looked to be a dried up, once slimey, pinkish, sort of high piled clump of goop. More natives caught glimpse of the thing on the plate and they all cheered loudly.

Sparrow cringed his face and said quietly to himself, "Bloody, what did I tell 'em?"

The young native boy danced his way up to Jack's throne and pushed the plate infront of Jack's nose.

Oh, it was a sight indeed. Veins, purple nerves, flies and a terrible smell was what it was. "Oio..no no..oio no no!" Jack pulled his face away from the thing on the plate, but only found the plate closer and closer to his face as the boy pushed it forward.

The 'thing' on the plate was human kidney intestine delight...

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Bill's eyes were the size of saucers as the natives danced, trilled their tongues, and spoke strangely. Just what did they want? What would they do with them? Why was Jack the only one free?

As the boy offered the pinkish colored blob to Jack, Bill tried to get a better look and sat up in the net. "What on earth?" he said softly to himself. Then it dawned on him! HUMAN REMAINS!!! HUMAN FLESH!!! He swallowed hard as he began to shake. "Oh bloody....Lee...Gibbs...they are going to eat us!"

Panic struck Bill, "JACK! Help us! Tell them to let us go!!! JACK!"

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(~decides to wait for others' posts~)

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(Lee and Gibbs! Please don't forget to pose!!!)

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"Mother of God," Gibbs breathed, feeling quite light-headed for the first time in years.

Nothing a good rum couldn't cure, right...

But these freaks didn't drink rum... they ate human intestines...

Panic overtook him, and snapped out a knife from his boot. He began frenetically sawing at the net.

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(LOL! You play Gibbs so well! BTW...we're waiting for Lee's pose. But uh, Pippin, you can pose if you want.)

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"Oio no no! Oio no no!"

But, alas, the natives just chanted louder, and the boy brought the plate closer to Jack's face. The lady natives boomed loud beats on drums, and started screaming in cheers.

Too much!

Gross food! Noise! Cannibals! Oh my!

"STOPPIT!" screamed Jack in a loud, long voice.

Silence. Stares. Angry native faces.

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Bill stopped moving as well and stared dumbly at Jack....looking just like the natives. His silence only lasted for a couple seconds and then he began to squirm out of the net.

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[heh thanks. you play Bootstrap well too]

One tendril of rope snapped under Gibb's incessant sawing. Invigorated, he sawed harder. Another tendril snapped. Then another. Then... He moved on to enlarge the hole. Luckily for him, all the natives were too busy being appalled over Jack's ungodly behavior to notice him.

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