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PostPosted: January 1st, 2007, 8:27 pm 
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The dancing caveman then spoke to the surrounding tribe with babbling tongue sounds and then moved aside, as about five tall women approached Nessa with more sharp daggers. All their eyes were fixed on her hair.
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Jimmy was soon approached by two cavemen and dragged in front of a large twig and sticked twisted hut. Forcing him onto his knees, they shouted in his ears, as if to warn or scold him. They then looked back toward the entrance of the hut and waited.

Soon two large feet were approaching Jimmy from the hut.

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Poor Nessa looked quite distressed at this for a moment, but finally on eyeing the daggers in their hands she sighed and tossed her hair back over her shoulders. "Come and get it, then."

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THUMP!

Jimmy fell forward onto his face right after the cavemen had forced him onto his knees. For, you mustn't forget that Jimmy still didn't have feeling in his lower torso...therefore, he couldn't possibly kneel up.

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"Heey... you.." Chris shouted to the women who waved with their daggers close to Nessa's face, trying to get their intention. "Why don't you cut these ropes..? Then we can start talking..." He turned to Jimmy who was lying in the mud again. "Any idea how to get out of this, mate..?"

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(WHERE IS LDM???!!!)

The cavewomen ignored Chris completely. They continued to approach Nessa with daggers at their sides. Then suddenly, they all jumped on top of her like piranas. (sp?) Two of them grabbed her by the neck and pushed her hard up against the tree, holding her still. The other three began to take her long hair into their hands and slicing away.
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Near Jimmy, a large seven foot tall caveman appeared with war paint and animal skin clothing. Apparently this man was the leader of the tribe.

The two cavemen who held onto Jimmy fell to their knees and worshipped him.

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"Ow!" protested Nessa, though nevertheless kept very still. "You can have it, you can! I'm not that attached..." she ended with a whimper as black strands fell thick and fast, though this temporary misery was replaced with incredulity as she cought a glimpse of two cavemen doing something in front of Jimmy. She refused to believe it...were they worshiping him?

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Jimmy sniffed the dirt, and awaited someone to help him back up to his knees so he could see what the heck was going on.

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(Meldawen, the cavemen are not worshipping Jimmy...they're worshipping the tall caveman. He's the leader.)

The women continued to slice off alot of Nessa's hair.

After about twenty seconds, all the long strands of hair were gone and in the hands of three cavewomen.
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The two cavemen looked up to the leader and babbled on and on. Lifting Jimmy by the hair, they pointed to his face and spoke to the leader.

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((Ohhh! I was sort of confused...

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The two cavemen who held onto Jimmy fell to their knees and worshipped him.


Little hard to tell there ;)))

Nessa carefully shook her head back and forth. Nothing hurt, but she knew she must look like a complete idiot with her haircut so dramatically uneven. Laughing at herself for thinking of such a thing at a time like this, Nessa turned her attention to the tall caveman - their lives probably rested in his hands.

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"AH!" Jimmy screamed as the stupid cavemen ripped him up by his hair, and must I remind the readers that poor Jim's hair was no longer than five inches or less.


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The cavewomen disappearing into a hut with Nessa's hair in their hands. Apparently they wanted it for something...
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The tribal leader's eyes stared into Jimmy's. He remained silent for some time and then walked toward Jimmy. Leaning down and investigating his face and body....probably looking at the strange clothing he was wearing.....he shouted out a horrific scream for all the tribe to hear.

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"I don't think they like you.. " Chris muttered from his place. He watched this scene was amazement wondering what would happen next.

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Jimmy's body jumped.

Heck.

The guy couldn't help it. I mean, think about it. If a seven foot, hairy, ugly, half developed human screamed in your face, wouldn't you jump too?

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(HAHAHAHA! Pip!)

All the tribe fell to their knees and bowed low. The leader looked up to the sky and raised his hands high. He began to chant loudly and then looked back to Jimmy. Nodding his head, he jabbered something to the two cavemen that were next to Jimmy. They both grabbed Jimmy by the arms and dragged him back to the small stump.

The rest of the tribe began to cheer and jump around in celebration. Nessa and Chris were untied from the trees and dragged closer toward Jimmy, but at least about five feet away.

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(Waitin' for peeps...bump)

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