Incurable romantics nowadays are very common, sad to say your amongst the millions. Of course the romaticism, is caused by excitement in the neurons as Dr Science says. Sad to say there are still some people that wish to be romantics, but they have very lazy neurons. (as Dr. Science says) "People who are having an especially hard time warming up their neurons often resort to banging themselves on the head with a rubber hammer. Whatever works, I say. " So if you're not part of the millions of romantics, I highly suggest to use Dr Science rubber hummmer concept.


Why is Dr. Science so awesome!?!?!?!

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Because he's Doctor Science, of course! He is the most doctorish of all doctors! Also, his last name is Science, making him an expert in all sciency subjects and supreme ruler of the Science Fair. PAY HOMAGE TO DOCTOR SCIENCE!

Why are the cows that are used to make Purple Cow milkshakes not purple, as the name suggests?

That, my friend, is part of the Great Mystery of the Bovines. You see, contrary to popular belief, purple cows are not used to make purple milk. They make strawberry milk, red cows make blueberry milk, blue cows make white milk, and black-and-white cows make purple milk. It's all very confusing

What causes headaches?

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the scientific sorce of headaches is chickens. all over the world, chickens peck, and humans brains feel the pecking, thus, the headache is formed.

why do females have to shave there legs and males don't?

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A: because men don't care much about there personal appearance, and boys dont care about at all. trust me. oh yeah, and because one day some man fairy a long time ago tripped on a rock ubt instead fof bleeding e grew hair on his legs then one day a woman came alongand tripped on a rock and instead of bleedign she grew hair on her legs but the hair on her legs would keep on growing cause she triped on a magic growing rock, so woman have to shave there legs. okay. *phew*


Q: why are cows red, borwn, and black and white instead of blue, pink, green and purple?

A: Once upon a time there was a boy fairy and a girl fairy. One day, the girl fairy decided to create an animal called a "cow". She put all of her favorite colors into making them look nice, and though they were definately girly colors, she loved them. One day she and the boy fairy got in a big fight, and the boy fairy, to make fun of her, turned her precious cows all BOY-looking colors in an undefeatable spell that she could never overcome. The End.

Q. Why do people love this smilie: so much?

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Because they always wanted to know what it feels like to get blown up

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

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A: Because the giant from Jack in the Beanstalk was tired and accidentally leaned up against it.

Q: Why do pickles taste so good?

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Because they are made from an extract of the Moonberry, which is harvested from Mars, and has the taste of cardboard, but when you add grass to it it tastes like a pickle.
Makes sense lol
Q: - why doesn't this guy get tired, or dizzy?

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A: It is because he is made of a special form of galvanised rubber extracted from the roots of the Alabore Tree that can only be found in the deepest forests of Indonesia. This rubber has unique properties that enables it to be implanted into living beings to enable them to bounce incessantly without tiring and also to never become dizzy. Top trampolinists are now randomly tested from Alabore Rubber implants before each competition.

Q: How do dragons breathe fire without burning their mouths?

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Because first they take a bunch of pink velvet and line their mouths with it, and then they take a bunch of pink metal and line their mouths with it afterward, so they are fully protected, and we do not even know it.

Why do pirates say "yo-ho-ho" and Santa Clause says "ho-ho-ho"?

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Answer: Because Santa is actually an "ex" pirate. Thus the reason he has SO many toys. He's very experienced in pillaging and plundering and raiding and all that good stuff. But, HE wanted to make a bigger name for himself than all the pirates in the world, so he went around TAKING toys and then giving them back to "good" kids. And the reason his sleigh flies is not JUST because of hs reindeer, but because he stole Captain Hook's (the most evil and dangerous of ALL pirates) pirate ship when Peter defeated him, and stole a faerie...which is why it can fly. And all he does is think happy thoughts (and so do his reindeer) and so they stay afloat.

Question: Why am I so easily amused and laugh and anything and everything and nothing?

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A: Because life, literally in and of itself, is hilarious. The human minds that we possess are so twisted with questions and curiosity and misunderstandings about the world, that most of the world doesn't make sense to us. Thus everything has a small touch of humor to it, even nothing does, because nothing means that there is nothing to laugh about, which, in our minds, make it all worth the laugh.

Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 when hot dog buns only come in packages of 8?

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It is a conspiracy by the lawn gnomes (who make hot dog buns) to make more money. You see, they used to sell everything in packages of 10, but that didn't make for very productive sales. Then, one day, Hutofigoshewip (the head lawn gnome) got a very crafty idea and called up Fifi (the head of the pink lawn flamingos, sworn ally of the lawn gnomes, and provider of all hot dogs). While talking via palantir, they decided to decrease the number of buns in each package by two, which lowered production prices for the lawn gnomes as well as required that you buy not one, but two packages to meet your snackaging needs. This also helped the flamingos out, because if you buy two packages of buns, then you will have 6 left over, and nobody eats plain hot dog buns. So, to make everything even, OCD people like me must now purchase FIVE packages of buns and FOUR packages of hot dogs. As you can tell, lawn gnomes and pink flamingos are very crafty

Why did the Lawn Gnomes and Pink Flamingos form an alliance against the Leprechauns?

because the lepricans were the original makers of the hot dogs and hot dog buns. then the gnomes and pink flamingos teamed up so that they could have the profits. thus, the lepricans were forced to hide all the previous profits at the end of rainbows.

why did the lawn gnomes and pink flamingos want to get into the hot dog business?

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Because the Leprechauns have their own hot-dog-&-bun company, and they sell the hot dogs with the buns, so theyr'e taking business away from the others.



Why do we eat hot dogs?

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