Um....yeah, these quotes are all from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...so you might get a bit bored of them after a while.... *coughcoughhinthintcoughcough*

Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
~The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Wow,” said Zaphod Beeblebrox to The Heart of Gold. There wasn’t much else he could say.
He said it again because he knew it would annoy the press. “Wow.”
That is really amazing,” he said. “That really truly is amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it.”
~The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Ford,” he said.
“Yeah?”
“What’s this fish doing in my ear?”
~Hitchhiker's Guide

“Ford,” he said, “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
~Hitchhiker's Guide

“Thank you very much,” said Mr. Prosser, who no longer knew how to play this at all, “thank you very much, yes, that’s very kind . . .” He frowned, then smiled, then tried to do both at once, failed, grasped hold of his fur hat and rolled it fitfully round the top of his head. He could only assume that he had just won.
~Hitchhiker's Guide

“I thought,” he said, “that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.”
“If you like, yes,” said Ford.
“That’s what they told us in the army,” said the man.
“Will that help?” asked the barman.
“No,” said Ford, and gave him a friendly smile. “Excuse me,” he said, “I’ve got to go.” With a wave, he left.
~Hitchhiker's Guide

Ford stood up. “We’re safe,” he said.
“Oh good,” said Arthur.
“We’re in a small galley cabin,” said Ford, “in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.”
“Ah,” said Arthur, “this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.”
~Hitchhiker's Guide

“Who was that?” said Arthur.
“Who-that man with the five heads and the elderberry bush full of kippers?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t know. Just someone.”
“Ah.”
~Hitchhiker's Guide

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

If at first you do not suceed, skydiving isn't for you.
~anonymous

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I love Hitchhikers, LoL.

Argh... I'm running out of X-Men quotes!
Wait, I remember now.

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

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Wilson: "You don't need to know everything about everybody."
House: "I don't -need- to watch the OC, but it makes me happy."

~1x10 Histories

House: "Unless it's not cancer."
Chase: "You've got to joking."
House: "Hard not to. Nothing funnier than cancer."

~1x10 Histories

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

"Are you supposed to be back here?"
"No. Where's the dressing room?"
-A random person and Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine

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And if you have a minute why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know? This could be the end of everything so, baby why don't we go somewhere only we know...

Keane ~"Somewhere Only We Know"

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Cuddy: "You took a big legal risk by not calling social services."
House: "Those parents are not abusive, they're idiots."
Cuddy: "Oh well that's certainly a relief."

HOUSE 1x18 Babies & Bathwater.

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Dr. Wilson:'The healer with his magic powers! I could rub his gentle brow for hours. His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, Everything about him leaves me raw-'
Dr. Gregory House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Dr. Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House your very name Will never leave this girl the same.' It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.

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I love this one from Charade oooh, don't they wish to know?

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Crazy Hitchhiker's fantic, that's me! More quotes coming up!

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
--Life, The Universe and Everything

Number Two's eyes narrowed and became what are known in the Shouting and Killing People trade as cold slits, the idea presumable being to give your opponent the impression that you have lost your glasses or are having difficulty keeping awake. Why this is frightening is an, as yet, unresolved problem.
--Hitchhiker's Guide

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir?" he squaled.
The Captain peered at him in bemusement.
"Why on Golgafrincham should I want to do that?" he asked.
"To get information out of them, sir! To find out why they came here!"
"Oh no, no, no," said the Captain. "I expect they just dropped in for a quick jynnan tonnyx, don't you?"
"But they're my prisoners! I must interrogate them!"
The Captain looked at them doubtfully.
"Oh all right," he said, "if you must. Ask them what they want to drink."
A hard cold gleam came into Number Two's eyes. He advanced slowly on Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.
"All right, you scum," he growled, "you vermin..." He jabbed Ford with the Kill-O-Zap gun.
"Steady on, Number Two," admonished the Captain gently.
"What do you want to drink?!!" Number Two screamed.
"Well the jynnan tonnyx sounds very nice to me," said Ford. "What about you, Arthur?"
Arthur blinked.
"What? Oh, er, yes," he said.
"With ice or without?!" bellowed Number Two.
Oh, with, please," said Ford.
"Lemon??!!"
"Yes, please," said Ford, "and do you have any of those little biscuits? You know, the cheesey ones?"
"I'm asking the questions!!!!" howled Number Two, his body shaking with apoplectic fury.
--The Hitchhiker's Guide

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
--Douglas Adams

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
HHGTG

--It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

--It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

--Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

--Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
--Mostly Harmless

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

*bump skip hop*

-What do want from me?
-I want you to be honest with me. No more tricks. No more secrets. Do you love me?
-Not today. No.
~Alfred and Sarah Borden

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^ The Prestige?


Erm, let's see.
God's final message:
We apologize for the inconvenience.

[hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy]

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Yes, very good. I didnt even notice I forgot to post the movie.


"And when you say goodbye, say it as though you were reaching through the telephone and holding their hand. Let them know that, if they let go of that hand, you will die."
Paul Rusesabagina~Hotel Rwanda

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I love to quote movies, but I need to actually start watching them again.

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