because cyclops didn't really have only one eye. he had no eyes. so the first human gave his third eyeball to cyclops. the greek gods liked it so much they made every human with only two eyeballs. (god bless my literature teacher for telling me about these things.)

why are all female superheros top heavy?

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Answer: Because the male butt wipe sexist authors that wrote them can only fantasize about large. . . . upper regions of women. It's tragic really, the evil Giceripoli was fed up with women because they could all see right through him. This is not to denounce chameleons, but he happened to be albino because he lied too much and thus all females could see through him. He thought he could exact revenge on women by only letting the ones with huge "racks" be attracted/attractive to men. However, his curse somewhat backfired and only affected those who are now comic author peoples. But this curse isn't really "bad" except for all the womens' rights that get on their butts about it. So women today are still unaffected and men are still as stupid and usually unattractive to women. So women tend to keep control of women in that sense.

Question: Why are there no HUMOUROUS sympathy cards?

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Because very little is funny when you are in need of sympathy. >sits down with head in hands< I know the feeling.

Why do I feel like crying right now? >gulps<

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because you need coffe....it helps...

why does coffee make you feel better?

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because coffee in fact has the leaf of the moooshalakalaka within its coffee beany goodness.....and moooshalakalaka has the magical powers given to it by the good wizard of gondor that allows the person whom is drinking this amazing drink to feel 100% better


why do penguins make me chuckle?

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Because a long time ago, the very first penguins on earth (who were in fact evil penguins) decided that they had to do something to affect the human race whenever they came in contact. After all, the human race was the race that put them in captivity and under watch! So, they made an evil Iceburg Potion and cursed the human race with it...and ever since then, whenever humans look at penguins, a strangely, bubbly feeling comes up inside of them, and parts of their body often shake in heavy tremors, making low, gasping noises come out of their throat as they do so. The horror!

Why is the sky blue?

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because god forgot to paint it red

why do the leaves grow on the tree

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Because if pianos grew on the tree, they would kill people in the Fall, and you'd need more than a rake to clean up your yard.


Why is so ?

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Because I said that he said that you said that he said that I said that our webmistress said that it should be that way.

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Ha, Ha. You make me laugh.
Why do I laugh at everything when I'm with one friend, and always frown when I'm with another?

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Cries for Murtagh.

Because one friend makes you happy, and the other one makes you think that you'd rather eat a plateful of Madagascar hissing cockroaches all thrown into a compresser and mashed with green onions and coagulated cow blood. I know how that is...

Why does some root beer taste better than other kinds of root beer?

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A: Because the less good tasting root beer is in fact made from the rare and endangered leaf-rug which although possesses many of the qualities and atribuits of a root beer tastes, smells and looks like carpet. The good root beer is of course made from mass-produced gingerbread.
Q: Why are elephants purple?

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because they wanted to jump into the water.


why is my laughing always so loud?

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Because you always find everything so funny?





Why are people idiots?

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Because if we were smart we would know that most people are idiots.

Why am I so wierd?

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Cries for Murtagh.

because you feel wierd but your not wierd your a normal person like the rest of us of people that feel wierd.

Why dose shandowfax be the lord of all horse and why not brego?

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