"If we had purposes, we wouldn't be exiles," Twin 1 snaps. "If you had a purpose, you wouln't be an Agent."

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"We are getting Aggravated."

"Yes we are."

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Exiles? You? You are useless.
Purpose of Life is to end. Yours.
*to Agent Brown*
My earpiece. We may be needing it.

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"This is funny," Twin 1 remarks, "Smith needs his earpiece from Agent Brown, and Agent Brown" *snatch* "needs his earpiece from us!!!" The Twins phase and stand still and play around with Agent Brown's earpiece, seeing what he will do. Earpiece #51 in their collection. They can't wait to put it with the others.

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"We are getting Aggravated."

"Yes we are."

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Smith calmly shoots the Twins dead again and takes his and Brown's earpiece away from their corpses. "Thank you" Then he takes his knives back as well. "Thank you once more. You are exceedingly kind today."
He turns to Brown, hands him back his earpiece, and says, "We shouldn't be wasting our time here, Agent Jones is waiting for us elsewhere. If you really want to mutilate them further, before they recover, don't take long, we'll be waiting for you. Smith also takes the Twins sunglasses, for his collection. *disappears*

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Shoots them dead again? That's funny.

The Twins phase and get up. They are both wearing sunglasses. "How rude," Twin 2 says. Twin 1 takes off his sunglasses, throws them on the ground, and stomps on them. Then he phases. He is wearing the same sunglasses. "Hey, Smith clone #45557, I could do this all day, you know!"
Twin 2 smirks. "If you had just asked, we would have given you a pair or two. By the way, would you stop killing us? It never works anyway."

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"We are getting Aggravated."

"Yes we are."

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brown puts on his earpiece, and after a quick look at the twins, he uses his superhuman strength to rip there heads off
[ill edit my post if you stop playing the twins as morons]

I don't play the Twins as morons.



The Twins phase and regenerate their heads. They then sink into the ground.

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"We are getting Aggravated."

"Yes we are."

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OoC.sorry, just the humor seemed so...out of place
brown looked at the ground, then just walked away to find the other agents

Smith looks at the earpiece in his hand. He disappears to go to Rivendell. Two more Smiths reappear as well as Agent Jones, still wearing his circlet. One of the Smiths takes it off and chucks it. "We seem to be having trouble with the costume department." Agent Jones looks at a Smith and points to the shoes. "You too." The Smith disappears and reappears with black boots.
"Figwit doesn't seem to though. We'll have to ask him how he does it."

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Two Smiths look at Brown, and then each other. "I think Figwit's having enough trouble with his gun, don't know how he manages the sleeves."
Agent Jones sighs.

Mr. Brown can moo, can you?

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Yikes.
So Figwit, how do you keep your circlet in Rivendell and your sunglasses in the Matrix? We are having problems with that. *another Smith appears with a circlet on his head as they speak*

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ok... this is turning WEIRD!!

jumps down to where they are. "you want to play tough huh punk! take this!" shoves a bomb inside Smith and watches him explode.

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[color="red"] Kill me bloody before you die. [/color]

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Where now are the Dúnedain, Elessar, Elessar?
Why do thy kinsfolk wander afar?
Near is the hour when the Lost should come forth,
And the Grey Company ride from the North.
But dark is the path appointed for thee:
The Dead watch the road that leads to the Sea.