(by the way. This is what has happened so far.

Pippen just ate chow mein noodles which happened to be quite poisonous. But luckily for Pippin, a cure had recently been discovered, so he used the cure to heal himself. But then the mumakil sat on poor Pippin, and broke his carrot, which made him really miserable. Merry was also sad, so he tried to fix it. But Pippen was very tired so he slept for 20 hours until someone said "w00t," waking him up from his dream of Elves and endless deserts of balrogs and dragons that scared him to death so he freaked out, screamed, running away, and bumped into Frodo. He was climbing Mount Taniquetil, trying to convince Manwe to help him feed his pony. But Varda stopped Manwe because that's Yavanna's job. So she summoned a Maia, saying, "Do my laundry." And the Maia didn't want to eat porridge, so she flew away to up above the flashlight that Aragorn had given to Frodo for safekeeping. Celeborn had forged it to protect Lothlorien, but many orcs attacked the Marchwardens, and the flashlight didn't help at all! So Celeborn decided that a cow would be best to help him gid rid of the problems of his land and the pests that were plaguing it. The cow, however, did not like anyone and died. Unfortunately for the Elves, Celeborn was absolutely set on ruling Rivendell and which Elrond beat him away, so Galadriel wisely said "You can go, and get some help." Celeborn attacked the fiery Balrogs with some Elves who liked to kill Balrogs. They yelled and kicked and killed Balrogs until they turned and killed Thranduil. Legolas cired until his face turned a lovely shade of blue, then he went over to that last Elf and killed him with a big stick thatwas sharp. Then he thought he would go to the small house in the Shire to say hello to Gaffer Gamgee and ask if any longbottom leaf was left for Aragorn and Gandalf. Gaffer said that all the leaf had disappeared down Peregrin Took's throat! Quite despaired and annoyed, Pippin decided more long-bottom lead was needed, so he asked Frodo to nick some. But Frodo escaped just in time! Because Legolas got the flower from Elrond's garden and he smelled it but Elrond yelled because he was making bouquets and needed that flower!! And then a a big black spider fell out of the flower. Legolas screamed and Elrond called him a whimp. Then Legolas told Thranduil. That Elrond was attacking Mirkwood with a big stick and he didn't think Thranduil could find him because he was hiding in the river but Thranduil discovered him and banished him from Mirkwood. So Elrond said he didn't care and stomped off to the tangled woods that lay beyond the river. Elrond walked down to the roaring river and promptly began to swim in it. When all of the birds came out of the trees, he began to splash the water about himself. But suddenly the eagles swooped down and grabbed hom. He began to kick and scream, trying to force the birds to put him down, but they carried him off to Gwaihir's nest. Once at Hwaihir's nest, the eagles left him alone and began to peck at a buch of worms. Elrond thought that the worms would eat hm alive. Luckily for him, the birds ate all of the the worms up so he could run far away. He escaped the cannibal worms by running behind a big black boulder and trying not to scream like a cactus eating, duck devouring chicken! Elrond hid for three hours before taking a look at the sky to see if eagles were coming! But unfortunately, the sky had become cranky and would not let the eagles come to Rivendell. Elohir knew Aragorn would try and stop the eagles, but Aragorn was in on the plan. He took his sword and chopped a branch off a banana plant, ate a banana, and then choked, coughing up a bananna peel which fell on the terrace where Elrond shot himself dead. Then came Arwen who killed Gollum and then she killed herself too. Then some orcs killed everyone else. Pretty soon everyone else was dead. Middle-earth was a land of death. Only the Nazgul died fully, though. Gandalf was the last one dead. But the ring was destroyed too. BUT then Elves went to Valinor and were alive until they died. But then suddenly they came back and the Ring killed them again. But Gandlaf was also dead again. So once again they came back they didn't die for a while but they still didn't like life but were alive forever and ever until Faramir killed himself again and Eowyn was very angry at him but then she became angry at Eomer for not helping Faramir to resist killing himself. Eowyn hit Eomer because he was laughing at Faramir. But then Theoden said that they were being childish. So then Eowyn said to Aragorn that she was going to kill Arwen because she had stolen her favorite jewelry piece. Aragorn told Eowyn. "You look like a half-drowned, brutally-killed rat." Eowyn started crying until Gollum tried to steal the One Ring from the dead men. The dead men became alive again and went to the land of Never-ending Mushrooms and there they stuffed themselves full. Then fell over and took a long, long nap. When they woke, one hundred dwarves stood around them. They told them to give them all of their mushrooms. The men did not want to give up their tasty mushrooms, so they grabbed all their mushrooms and ran to a black abyss but soon dound a Balrog and taunted him then were fried. The Balrog smiled distatfully, then called K.F.C. even then that was tasting better than the thousand souls. Even though pink as the colour the female Balrog. Gandalf decided to paint. He was tired of pink and pretty Balrogs so he painted K.F.C. pink too. Then Colonel Danders began loving pink and thanked Gandalf. The poor dwarves hated pink, so they burned the KFC down. Gandalf saved the mushrooms and ran away and rode to his beloved, Balroga who dumped him. Poor Gandy laughed and left for Julia, his other Balrog friend. She had murdered Eowyn So Gandalf left. The Valar were to watch for the soccer games between hobbits and several schizophrenic versions on the nest of Legolas. The Leggy's were whinning until the hobbits got Varda's strawberries and mushrooms. Then they used them to blend a thingy they didn't know how to eat. So instead they threw it at a Legolas who was charging into a patch of mushrooms. Then he swam through the mushrooms and into the mud, his hair was not perfect anymore all Legolasses looked embarassed and ran towards the muddy swamp and threw their wiiggs off until somone named the Hobbits champion and suddenly they wanted to eat a blueberry pie between two cities that were falling in to ruins with the help of a raging they managed to build them up until one day Gollum's wife, Galina, came to town. And then she threw a baseball at them, so they got angry, and threw a rock in the fiery abyss of Mt. Doom, but Gollum caughtit, then ate it. Frodo looked shockingly attractive and said "Purple peanuts grow in the greese of a fell beast's stomach lining." But Gollum heard it. And he called Frodo a nasty pickled pig nose. Frodo was obviously trying to stop. But he couldn't because of his mental condition so he jumped into a vat of mentally challenged hobbits. And this made all the mentally challenged hobbits go to Rivendell in a carriage made of blueberries. But a Nazgul came to eat him. But an orc ate the Nazgul. Later that day, the orc got a spider with a big belly upon his chest. He screamed aloud and tried to run away from his shadow, which never seemed to fall behind. The orc stepped on all the flowers and made the new pineapple scream at the weird, ripe, moving banana. Then the orc grabbed sam's pan and cooked a bunch of unraw figs. Then it ran up to the hill over the moon with hot oil of a land of cold oil in the ground. 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the bacon, which

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with purple stripes.

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(Wow, this looks like a fun game!)
sneeze loudly and

made Aragorn take

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melting marshmellow men.

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