Behold the renewed House MD Fanclub where the party <i>really</i> gets going with every new weird patient case. And it always gets even weirder when there's a Vicoden-addicted diagnostician involved with his crew of ducklings. Join us in our fandom of this inevitable dramatic comedy!

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Would you like to join? Just post! And I'll make sure you're added. When you join, please pick out a position you'd like to have at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital! If you do not pick your own position, you will be assigned a lab rat!

Pay Roll:
> Larien _____________________ Lab Rat
> MontanaBohemian ___________ Sleep Disorders Specialist
> goldelf ____________________ Lab Rat
> Dark, Queen of Angmar_______ Lab Rat
> Kitoky _____________________ Radiologist
> Nauriel Rochnur _____________ Diagnostician
> Tar-Aurelia _________________ Pathologist
> timtimtimtim ________________ EMT-P
> Shy _______________________ Lab Rat
> smeagollum ________________ Nurse
> Telpeath ___________________ Cardiologist
> Kess ______________________ Neurologist
> ~*ArwenEvenstar*~_________Cardiologist
> keyodie ___________________ ...........
> Legolas15 _________________ Pediatrician
> Anduril Vanlhach ____________ Lab Rat
*Those already on the pay roll, please ask to be raised to a higher position! You don't have that degree in med-school for nothing!
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The Whiteboard:
4x04 "Guardian Angels"
When a 20-year-old funeral home cosmetician, Irene, has a massive seizure, she hallucinates that the cadavers in the funeral home have come to life, House and the remaining seven fellowship candidates must figure out why. As the team runs tests, they realize Irene is carrying on conversations with her long-deceased mother, who she believes is sitting in the room with her. Thinking something in the funeral home may have made Irene sick, House sends the candidates on some less-than-desirable investigative missions, one of which involves a visit to a graveyard.

As Irene's symptoms become more life-threatening and her ghostly visions more vivid, House surmises that connecting with Irene's dead mother might be the best route to diagnosing her illness. Meanwhile, Foreman finds his "House-like" reputation has preceded him as he interviews for a new job, and House must narrow down the candidates from seven to six in the "Guardian Angels" episode of HOUSE airing Tuesday, Oct. 16 (9:00­10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOU-404) (TV-TBA)


Symptoms:
Episode preview: That's Grandpa House.




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Bumper Stickers:
<i>You work at PPTH, and everyone says loads of bumper stickers on your car is umprofessional, but what do you care? Sticky away!</i>

We currently don't have any club banners, but when someone contributes, they'll be up!

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Upcoming Events:

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The Witty Wisemen Wondered....

<i>Chase, Cameron, and Foreman need our help. They have posted minute mysteries in the general lounge for all to see and help them solve them. Lately, House has been rather irritated with his team, and now the ducklings' retaliation to his, "GO GET A BRAIN!" comment is to sharpen up their observation skills. Can we help them and show up the best diagnostician in the nation?</i>

Here's how we play: I will post a new minute mystery after the next, and you may ask me yes or no questions to see if you can solve them. If you have already heard of these riddles and know the answer, please do not give the answer away (and if you want to check if you think it's right, you can PM me). The person who solves the riddle earns brownie points ( a person who accumulates twenty brownie points will receive a customized banner for their liking from me ). If someone asks a question and I can answer them, and if the answer leads to the solving of the riddle, I will count it was half a brownie point.


>>>>> The Mystery:
Stephanie woke up one morning and opened up the newspaper headline read, "Mrs. J. Phillips died in boat accident in the Greece." Stephanie exclaimed that it was murder. How did she know?

Tar-Aurelia ......... 3.5 points
Smeagollum ........ 1 point
Nauriel Rochnur ........ 3 points

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Awesome club! I'll have to find what position I want! Maybe a brain surgeon....hmmmm.

Ooooh Brain Surgeon! That sounds complicated!

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[font=Times New Roman, serif]Can I be a neurologist? My mother worked in a neuro ward and insists on telling me stories of people who's brains have blew up, so I'm pretty well versed in that kind of area

Ooo... Poker... You lot don't have a chance...[/font]

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Or maybe I could be head of the Departmen of Diagnostic Medicine? (Any similarities to House are purely *cough*coincidental*cough*) For me that's the most interesting thing. I love solving mysteries and figuring out tough problems. Of course, I'd probably have to be some sort of "ologist", right? Hmmm. Internal medicine-ologist?

You can be the diagnostician.... I'm not making any department heads. Would be unfair.

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YAY! Kess is our neurologist.

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Okiedokie! Dianostitian it is! That sounds like fun!

[font=Times New Roman, serif]I can't operate though, I have shaky limbs and my eyesight is awful, which isn't goood for microsurgery. I may have to choose a new profession...[/font]

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We'll make Foreman operate. You can just sit there and be smart.

Diagnostician it is, Nauriel!

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[font=Times New Roman, serif]Good, good, shouting at people and sounding clever is my speciality.
So we have a radiologist, a neurologist and a diagnosticion... We could still do with an oncologist, a cardiovascular surgeon, neo-natal... *is racking brains for other medical positions*[/font]

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Dietician, nutritionist, nurses, radiation tech, immunologist, intensivist, endocrinologist, gastrologist, radiation oncologist, surgical oncologist, pathologist, gynecologist. Loads of positions!

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Lab rat?! Pssshhh!



Gah...I don't know any medical positions...let's just say those lists went right over my head. I'm no med student. Though, I have friends who are....and my uncle is a radiologist person.
Hmmm...
I'll think about it.
I'll have to choose something because I ain't no bloody lab rat! RAWR!

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I've met Eru & Eä & Ellie & teh Arweb & Naur & Elenya & POTR!

POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!

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Here's a link I found that has a list of different doctor positions.
http://www.swedish.org/body.cfm?id=984 see if that helps.

Thanks Nauriel! But there's a reason I'm NOT in medical school. XD Or Pharmacy for that matter.
*sigh*
Let's see...I was thinking of pulling a Wilson and becoming an oncologist...buuuut. I think not. I suppose I could be the pharmacist that gives House his beloved drugs. XD XD XD
Ooooh...Psychiatry is on there...hmmm....wait no. I'll be a Sleep Disorder Specialist. Because I'm not sure if Kit wants a psychiatrist on her ranks. If she does...well...I might change my mind...but as of now, I'll be a Sleep Order Specialist.

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I want to join! Just not to sure what to be....

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Oh! Choose positions? Cool!

I've actually always wanted to be an EMT-Paramedic...


But if you REALLY want something more "I wear a lab coat-ish" I'll be a Vascular Surgeon.