Because he beat Brego in the Horse election.

WHY do we have to wait in LONG LINES?!

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because people beat was there and they cut in line so that is way we have the longs lines.

Why do we sleep?

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Because, little do we know it, but somehow we are all related to Sleeping Beauty. And though we all know Sleeping Beauty's story, it turns out that just before the wicked witch died, she placed a curse on all of Aurora's descendants, so that once every single day of their lives (lest they suffer extreme weariness and fatigue) they should be put into a sleep that can only be aroused by another person or by a terrible thing called an "alarm clock", or by terrible visions in the mind called "nightmares". The horror!!

Why do dogs chase cats?

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Cats stick out their tongues in order to clean their fur. The dogs see the tongues and think they are being insulted, therefore, they chase the cats as far as their little legs will run.

Why do girls like Orlando Bloom?

Answer: Because his hair smells like, well, actually. . . . different for all girls. (Sorry, I'm borrowing from Harry Potter---if you must---Lavender and sage) He is also a descendant of the famed Bob Spelled Backwards. Now, Bob Spelled Backwards beauty is known throughout history to be the most handsome man in the world. So handsome and "pretty," that he is compared to women. And in our patriorichal society that names women as VAIN, we flock to him because he is as pretty as we have always wanted to be, and so we like him because if we were with him we would be considered "pretty, oh so pretty. . . . .". However, that was Bob Spelled Backwards, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. His genes pulse through Orlando like a raging river, but he has a few more masculine aspects. (Assuming of course that he is NOT a eunuch, and has a lovely singing voice) He is related to none other than Captain Jack Sparrow, who we all know women flock to. Yet, he can't hold his drink thanks to his more "feminine" qualities given to him by Bob Spelled Backwards. And being related to Mr. Sparrow, more women realise that he is just a pretty face (unless of course he wears a kilt - as decreed by Queen Mad). So, though many girls flock to Mr. Bloom because he is "pretty, oh so pretty", they will soon realise, that if he does NOT wear a kilt, he's not much worth anything.

Question: Why am I always so confused?

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Because when you were little, Melkor accidentally drove a motorcycle right into your house, circling around the crib where you were playing three times before charging right out the other wall of your house, and leaving you completely befuddled over how such a strange thing was possible. You became even MORE confused when you were older and you learned who Melkor was, and because of how evil he is, he left an everlasting curse on you that you should forever be confused about things.

Why do I sometimes feel light and sometimes feel heavy?

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Because you have a chronic illness called WCT (wishing chair tendency). This means that at odd, strange moments you grow little wings from your ankles which happen to remain invisible because you are human, and not a wishing chair (in which you'd be able to fly). However, they support some of your weight. So when you feel light, it's because you've grown wings, and they are trying to fly away with you.

Why are most areoplanes white?

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The first people to build aeroplanes just left them metal-colored and everyone thought they were flying bombs and complained to the President and threatened to not vote for him in the next election and he passed a law saying all aeroplanes must be painted white. Why are there some aeroplanes that are blue, or red? Because those people accidentally got the wrong kind of spray paint. They didn't look at the can close enough.

Why are little brothers annoying?

They need something to do.

Why do bird fly?

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Because in prehistoric times, there were all kinds of nasty little animals that used to run around and eat the little birdies that tried to run away from them on the ground, and so, finally, after a desperate moment that a little bird named Tweety had, Tweety became so panicked that she began to flap her "arms" desperately to try and help herself move faster...but instead of going faster, she went up, up, up! And ever since then, all desperate (and normal) birds have followed her example.

Why do I like to blow bubbles with bubblegum so much?

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Because bubblegum is chewable and all humans cannot resist chewing on things. When you were young you always used to chew on the furniture until your parents bought you bubblegum instead so their expensive furniture wouldn't have bite marks. You were probably too young to remember that, but if you ask your parents, they will tell you its the truth.

Why is mayonaise random?

Well, you see, mayonaise is commonly misconceived as random, but it is in fact a very practical substance. If you will direct your attention to the deleted scenes section of POTC, you will find a scene in which Jack and Pintel have a very meaningful discussion concerning the French and the origin of mayonaise.

Why do I love pirates so much?

This can be a stupid answer, right? Your answer is DUH.....

Just kidding. The real answer is:

(Some) pirates are really hot. They get to sail ships a lot. They have adventures and are filthy rich. What's not to like?

*GASP* I almost broke the thread by not posting a stupid question.

Here's my question: How much more stupid can you get???

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A: because if they ate skater shoes they would be fatter.

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