*get's hit*

Oh the pain and angony. I am done for. *chokes*

*smiles and gets up throwning spinach at everyone*

Spinach is gross.

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Ooh..spinach...now i'm dirty..at least its only spinach!
Oh well, *throws an ice-cream cake at the next poster* yUMmy!!!

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*the icecream cake splatters all over Shieldmaiden*

Man, your're so sweet izzatee, I loovvee icecream cakes!

*licks it off her fingers*

*takes out a can of whipped cream and starts spraying everyone in hitting distance*

Mwaahaaahaahaaaa!

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BAAAAH WHIPPED CREAM! *eats it* Mmm, tasty!

*conjures up a table with a variety of the squishiest, smelliest food imagineable, puts it all in a blender and makes it into a goo ready for throwing*

Yeeehaw!! *throws it at everyone making sure they can smell the cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo dripping of their heads* Mmm, delicious!

(Btw I had to have my mate help me think of all the smelly foods... its harder than you think!)

MUWHAHAHAHA!!!

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*Blocks the cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo with his riot shield. Exchanges the potato gun for a semi-automatic tomato rifle. Hits Linariel in the back of the head with and overripe one* cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo!!!! HOORAY! *Trys a bit. Gags* BLECH!!!!

*grimaces at the totally gross concoction Aragorn has just eaten* Eeewww.

And now *drum rolls* it is time to reveal my favorite food fighting weapon.

The heavy-duty pudding catapults that can toss over 10 lbs of pudding on an unsuspecting victims. This catapault comes with five different flavor refills and is guaranteed to deliver that satisfying *splat* that all food fighters love. Check your local Food Fighting Inc. information center for details...

*rubs her hand together and does one of those mad scientists laugh*

Lets test this baby out!

*a satisfying *splat* is heard as 10 lbs of vanilla pudding is thrown onto Aragorn and Ororuthiel*

MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!

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YUM! *Begins to gnaw on his own hand* I taste sooo good! And now for my far superior food-fighting innovation...

*A giant gun turret rises out of the floor* My Butterscotch Gun Turret of Doom! Able to spray unlimited amounts of warm, sticky, gooey butterscotch over half a mile! *Jumps in and knocks ~Shieldmaiden~ to the ground with a huge squirt of the sticky stuff. Continues gnawing on hand* Hey, I'm a cannibal!

*is covered in dripping vanilla pudding* YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT ONE MISSY! *wields the cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo gun in one hand and the food-deflector shield in the other* Bring it on, you yellow custard! *splats ~Shieldmaiden~ to the ground, and just for fun, Aragorn as well* Buwhahaha the King of Gondor gets deflected by the almighty cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo!

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*The Butterscotch Gun Turret of Doom's force field deflects the cheeseycurryfishychippybakedbeanifiedbaconchilliindianfoodified goo. The gun turns and shoots Ororuthiel with butterscotch AND super-totally-hot taco sauce* Take that! *Evil laughter. Sets gun on "Self destruct" and jumps out a window* KAAABOOOOM!!!! *It explodes, covering everyone with butterscotch, taco sauce, and chocolate-covered kippers*

*walks in, unsupecting, only to get caught in a wave of butterscotch, taco sauce, and chocolate covered kippers* Ugh! *throws pickle spears at everyone in sight*

*is now covered very heavily in food, but laughing maniacally nonetheless as she motions for a dump truck to wheel into the room, spilling pickle juice over everyone*

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^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

EEEEWWW! Pickles! *Is luckily still outside. Thinks* AHA! *jumps back in and begins throwing rock hard, stale french bread at people*

Hehehe!~ * Throws a jar of Honey at ~ShieldMaiden~*

Eeww...stale french bread...

Okay,,here goes..how about..a plate of Sphagetti??? * Starts throwing sphagetti at everyone!*

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AAAAAAAHHHH!! *screeches and gets covered in gooey noodles and sauce* Aarrgghh!! *wipes off face and grabs a plate of spinich puffs and tosses them at everyone and especially at Izzatee*

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^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

*is covered with honey and thinks Izzatee is getting her back for calling her sweet*

*releases her pudding catapualt again- this time with chocolate pudding- and it *splats* on izzatee and stardomegirl*

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*is happy becuase she is hiding behind the table and can be hit by NONE!!* MUAHAHAHAHAH

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