I dunno, you tell me.
Why does Dominic Monaghan's nose have to be so darn cute?

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Cries for Murtagh.

Because you think everything else about him is cute too.

Why do I hate my English teacher so much?

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

Because she's boring?? Cause you dont like Englsih (however you do speak it, you realize...)

why are my contacts falling out!?!? *growls*

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<p><i>The only thing we have to fear is fear itself</i>
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Come armed
or prepare to die
there is no other
end to this road.
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<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/memoriesofold/personalized/morwenvanwaestel.jpg>

Because you are growling.

Why am I insane?

Because of the Llamas and the Penguins. And because all chickens taste like duck.

Why do I keep moving my feet round under this desk, and accidently pulling out the speaker plug?

Because the day you first saw your computer you were cursed by a great necromencer - the curse says that you will always unplug the speaker until you find out the answer.

How come eggs eat piggs?

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Because if they didn't, the aliens would come and take them to Pluto.

Why did I eat grapes an hour ago?

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<center>

~I am a Shieldmaiden for Christ!~
[?~^:]
Doll base

Because it was necessary for you - if you wouldn't eat it you'd be dead! OMG that's scary . and one day grapes will turn pink and then we'll be able to feed our heads to computers


Why are scary things always considered scary?

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'cause duh, we have to hide under our beds at least once a day, or our hairbrushes would turn on us!!!

Can you help me lose my sanity? I think I found it this afternoon.

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<center>

~I am a Shieldmaiden for Christ!~
[?~^:]
Doll base

*grabs Arsarniel's head and bashes it into the wall* There.

Why can't I sit still?

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<center>

i've got a jar of raeg
</center>

Because you've just accidentaly eaten a jumping mushroom.
lol

Why aren't the trees pink?

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If trees were pink, the world would quickly become imbalanced and fangirls and Barbie-ness would take over. The evil insane people quickly exterminated all the pink trees, and the only trees left were green.

Where does all the hyperness come from?

From the hyperspace which can be only reached by normal people but they are very rare and therefore very precious in our times.


Why does no one write in this thread?!

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Every now and then, the elves come and remove this thread so that they can analyse the posts. From the gems of wisdom contained within this thread they have been able to establish that men were never meant to be the race to follow them when they left for Valinor. They have since realised that it should have been the Hobbits. See - even Elves can get it wrong sometimes!

Where do clouds come from?

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Be alert - the world needs more lerts

from cigarettes

why does cannibalism exist?

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

pound for pound...human flesh has more junk, than junk-food...we´re alive with bacteria and oxidants that keep us fresh...so many preservatives, we can´t rot...which means easy storage....

how do I get off this planet?

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MvL/Nurr
my Aragorn