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Post subject:  Posted: June 9th, 2005, 10:11 pm |
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Final body count after Helm's Deep:
LEGOLAS: 42.
GIMLI: Not bad for an Elven princeling, but I am sitting pretty at 43.
LEGOLAS: 
GIMLI: ...If it means that much to you, I forfeit. You win.
LEGOLAS: I couldn't...
GIMLI: I insist.
LEGOLAS: No, my pleasure...you win... _________________ <center> 
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 11:28 pm |
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*Aragorn rides towards the Mouth of Sauron*
The Mouth of Sauron: What's this? Isildur's heir? Hmph! It takes more than a sissy boy-king who lost his teddy bear so long ago! Do you wans to see it again!
*holds up a teddy bear with all of its limbs almost pulled off*
The Mouth of Sauron: Look at Mr. Teddy now!
Aragorn: I do not believe it! I will not! That is not Mr. Teddy!
*The Mouth of Sauron gives a heavy sigh*
The Mouth of Sauron: Fine! You caught me! I'll give you the real Mr. Teddy if you give me...the ring!
Aragorn: Just a minute....*looks for ring*
The Mouth of Sauron: I"m getting impatient!
Aragorn: Wait just a minute! Where is that blasted ring! Oh, *yells*FRODO! GIVE ME BACK THAT RING!
*Pippin leans over to Merry*
Pippin: Ya think Frodo can hear him?
Merry: Nah, he's doesn't have a long distance plan...
Ok...this is probably worse than my first one...
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 6:33 am |
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NOO NOT MR TEDDY!!! *giggles* that one was great!
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 1:12 pm |
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Saruman: For that is why you have come, is it not? My old friend.
Gandalf: What? Who you callin old ya coot!
Saruman: Look at your wrinkles compared to mine! You're old!
Gandalf: Oh phooey, we all know you had work done!
Saruman: But Gandy! I thought we moved past that!
Gandalf: I told you, if you let Thranduil give you a facelift, news is gonna get out! That guy's got no sense of the Doctor/patient privacy thing. He's got a mouth bigger than Legolas' ego!
Legolas (off screen): HEY! I HEARD THAT! Well if you think I'm going to save you from the Balrog now, you've got something else coming! (sounds of a script tearing and a pencil scratching)
Gandalf: *looks ironically at the camera* Well I didn't see that coming.
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 1:21 pm |
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Faramir in Henneth Annun:
FARAMIR:Sauron will strike us soon, and he will strike hard.........We better get out of here before things get really bad!
RANDOM RANGER OF ITHILIEN: I here Lake-Town is very nice this time of year...
FARAMIR: Lake-Town it is!
*all pack up and leave the next morning*
FRODO AND SAM:  Where did everybody go...? _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 4:25 pm |
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*giggles insanely* the two above me were great!!! *grins*
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 5:13 pm |
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Wow, Allorien, that was soooo funny! 
And thanks, Tirithiel Hentaurë! I almost feel out of my chair from your last 2! _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 6:36 pm |
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In the Flight to the Ford
Ringwraiths: Give up the hafling!
Arwen: Um, let me think about it. (to herself) Wow, they have big swords. There are 9 of them, and 1 of me. (outloud). Ok, here ya go!
Hm, that was pretty lame. Oh well! lol
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 8:29 pm |
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Tee hee these are all really good........I think I have another one.
Fellowship in Moria:
Legolas:Gawd........Gimli I thought you said there were, like people in here.......I was like hoping to get a.......like bubble bath because I, like feel filthy. OMG!!!!!!I broke a nail on, like that stupid rock. If I could like actually see my hair in here I'm sure it would be like totally ruined after I brushed it for like hours in Rivendell.
Gimli:Give it a rest elf boy.
Legolas:OMG you people are like disgusting. Ya know hygeine is very important........clean men like attract the ladies.......totally.
Aragorn:Really........tell me........I have this friend and he wants to know if having hygeine will attract ummmmmmmmmmmmm other guys.........ya know.......uhhhhhhhhhh.
*everyone stares at Aragorn*
That one was okay.
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 9:15 am |
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hahaha, this is so funny!
I'm not very good at this, but I'll make up something too...
Aragorn: "Gondor will come."
Theoden: "Gondor? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us? Where was Gon...
Aragorn: I think it lies over there!
Ok, this one was very stupid...
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 1:27 pm |
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*wringwraith swoops over the marshes screeching*
Gollum: Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!
Frodo: *rolls eyes* NO! *sarcastically* I thought that was a flying squirrel. *muttering to self* Gawd, how dumb does he think I am?
Gollum: Well sooooooorry! You can talk to Pete about that!
Frodo: Yea, and who's this Peter?
Gollum: Ok, Lij, you are waaaaaaaay too in character.
Frodo: What was that dirty name you called me?
Gollum: *sighing to self* Oh lord, I'm glad I smuggled that brandy out of Moria.
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 6:37 pm |
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Lol! I love all of them! lol
I came up with another one.
In FotR, at Isengard
Saruman: Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my counsel. For that is why you have come, is it not?
Gandalf: (sarcastic) No, I came to play Scrabble-Of course I came for counsel!
Saruman: Oh, well, we could play some Scrabble anyway if you want to.
Gandalf: Um, ok! Sure! I mean, it's not like Sauron's trying to take the Ring or the fate of Middle-Earth is in jepordy or anything.
(about an hour later)
Saruman: Haha! I won!
Gandalf: Only because you cheated!
Saruman: I did not! You liar!
Gandalf: I'm not the liar in this room.
Saruman: Ok, that does it!
(they start their "staff fight". Saruman get Gandalf's staff)
Saruman: You could have admitted freely that I won, but instead, you have elected the way of PAIN!
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 8:03 pm |
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*Fellowship climbs up the mountain in that epic scene right after Rivindell**Music is heard before them...hark...*
Cd singer: Tiptoe! Through the Tulips! La la la la la la laaaaa!!!
Boromir: *raises one eyebrow* ermmm...
Legolas: *rolling eyes* Oh fine Mr. Manly...*Grumbles and looks in pack.* Ok, here...*puts new tape in**presses play* *Epic fellowship theme blares out*
Boromir: *huge grin**strides up the mountain, manly style*
Legolas: *follows grumbling*Stupid men and their stupid Macho...
Pippin: *from somewhere in Bill's baggage**sleepily* What? Whuzzat? Who turned off the music?
*Rohan lines up at the Pellenor Fields**Theoden wraps up his speech*
Theoden: Now for wrath!
Riders: YAAA!!
Theoden: Now for ruin!
Riders: Woohoo?
Theoden: Death!
Riders: *all make this face  **gulp*
Theoden: Death!
That suck-up rider in the back: Death!
Theoden:*manly war scream**points sword and rides forward**notices the quietness of his army**looks back*
*notices lack of army behind him**wind blows a few pieces of grass by**crickets chirp**cayote howls*
Theoden: *gulp* This didn't quite turn out how I planned it....*looks sad and turns back* Darn it, I knew I should have gone with a more uplifting speech....*berrates self* Stupid stupid Theoden! Stupid stupid stupid...*stupid stupid is heard echoing into the distance as Theoden rides away, ashamed* _________________
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 10:20 pm |
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Ok there are gunna be mistakes cause I'm laughing while I type...hehe
(Aragorn giving his "This Day" speech before the black gates of Mordor)
Aragorn: *has a soar throat so he talks to in onr soldiers ear* But it is not this day!This day we fight! Past it on!
(Soldier one to Soldier two)
Soldier One: But it is not this may! Itsn't tonight!
*message goes down the lines like in telephone*
(Soldier 40 to Soldier 41)
Soldier 40: And tonight we'll stop at the Prancing Pony! And get lots and lots of ale!
(2nd to last soldier to last soldier)
2nd to last Soldier: And we'll but a chicken and a goat! But it must be the goat first! Not the chicken!
Last Soldier: I told you that guy was crazy...the goat before the chicken...that's just unheard of!
ok that makes no sense...but eh...
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 10:55 pm |
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lol these are great!!!
At Bilbo's Birthday Party:
FRODO: Go on, ask Rosie for a dance!
SAM: Nah...I don't like her anymore. I quite fancy that pretty thing in the grey dress over there though! *points*
FRODO: Um...That's Gandalf.
SAM: *puts on glasses* so it is! I think I'll go ask Rosie for a dance then!
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