ok, a friend sent this to me, and i thought you all would like it because: it's funny, chocolatey, random, and easy to understand for those of us who have started school and have fried brains. feast your eyes!


THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!


If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 lbs. of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization for Chocoholics Anonymous?

A. Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

LoVe ChOcOLaTe, It'S a GoOd ThiNg!

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<By Bubble Black

yay chocolate! lol i love the one about chocoholics anonymous because i used to have this keychain that said "I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!"

I'll have to suggest that to my mom

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Chocolate... I hate white chocolate though. Anywho, I really should show this to my mum, she's almost as big a chocolaholic as me.

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Lady Enelya, the same goes with me . Me & my mum are equally obsessed with choco - coco . BTW Gwenneth -

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Really? Awesome! And, just curious, why does it say in your sig that you became a Maia on the day you joined?

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oops made a bit of mistake for 2 months

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It's okay. I almost didn't notice.

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neither did I . But it's fixed now and guess what? I just had a lil bit of chocolate!

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Chocolate...

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lol. my mom is huge chocolate fanatic, too...

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<By Bubble Black

thanks! I found out how to get my daily servings of fruit! very insightful!

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Interesting! Thanks Gwen!
I have a friend of mine who loves choco..hmm..now..i feel like searching for choco in my fridge!

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lol thats great, I feel a bit better stuffing myself with the stuff now

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you're welcome, izzatee.

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<By Bubble Black

Ooh! I love chocolate. And now I dont feel bad about stuffing myself with dark chocolate!

I love:Toblerone, Dove, Hershey's, Milky Way,Ferrero Rocher, M&M's,chocolate cheescake, chocolate cake, fudge, brownies, chocolate-chip cookies, chocolate cookies, Lindt chocolate, chocolate icecream, chocolate-covered Icecream....yeah thats the good stuff.

But somehow I manage to stay this skinny *holds up pinky finger*

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