Upon entering the vast aurora of the workshop, one notices quite a scattered branch of Middle Earth. It has been noted that one can beat the 80 days by traveling around 342 times as quickly and stopping for a munch on lembas bread a couple dozen times. That, of course, would thus be determined by what species you are. However, such chatter should be left for other opportune moments. For, in this moment, there are no such races of humans, elves, hobbits, dwarves, orcs, or the like, but, rather, there is the unity of one: aringer. An aringer may vary in weight, height, eye color, and some might not even like lembas bread (which would be such a shame from the grand delicacy and efficiency of them).
To move on, these aringers have claimed… possession of this… facility for the time being (a week to be precise), and they, preposterously, present extreme cases of fandom upon these holy grounds. In the case of emergency, please do not present yourself as what one may call famous, for the simple means of survival, but, seeing that no weapons have been transmitted by any of our aringers today, it is believed this… ball.. to be safe, fun, and…. impressively abnoxious. In the best case, remain alive. Thank you.
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LAYOUT OF WETA > http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/469/wetalayoutpu2.png
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CALENDAR OF EVENTS:
Friday, June 6th ::
Opening
Saturday, June 7th ::
Opening
Monday, June 8th ::
Opening
Monday, June 9th ::
Hide and Seek (Starts 10AM EST)
Tuesday, June 10th ::
Food Fight (Starts Noon EST)
Wednesday, June 11th ::
Big Tig Tournament (Starts 10AM EST)
Thursday, June 12th ::
Paint Ball (Starts 10AM EST)
Friday, June 13th ::
Water Ballon Fight (Starts 10AM EST)
Saturday, June 14th ::
Makeup Party (Starts 1PM EST) /
Bilbo's Party Field (Starts 6PM EST)
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<center>THE BIGATURE AND MINIATURE DEPARTMENT</center>
The Bigature and Miniature Department contains such statues as the Argonath as well as large miniatures of the orcs dominion. Please do not sit on the miniatures or try to get your favorite lego action figure in the take and in every theater worldwide.