After seeing the movie a second time, I now have a complete awesome quotes list for anyone interested.
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"Mortimer. Be quick, be clear, or I swear I'll disinherit you."
"It's hideous. The man's got no taste whatsoever."
"You barbaric piece of pulp fiction!"
"OH great. Now we're going to have to try to escape, aren't we?"
"You got a castle. And a haircut."
"Telephones... and guns... and what's that sticky stuff called? Yes, duck tape. I love duck tape."
"But here... fire has no sense of humor."
"I am not just some character in
"It was a marvelous place. I'd rather like to go to it myself."
"Well get in line old man."
"Selfish, repugnant... character..."
"Blame him, he wrote me that way."
"I disagree!"
"Well that makes sense... with you speaking weasel."
"And then after all this... you can teach me Dragon's Breath!"
"Stop talking to me! Don't you know it's bad luck to talk in a dream, you stupid girl..."
"You are as sour as goats urine."
"You're going to love the Shadow. And by love, I mean ...'cower in terror from.'"
"I don't want to go back into my stinking book!"
"Don't take this the wrong way... but don't come back, okay?"
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"The piano is able to communicate the subtlest universal truths by means of wood, metal and vibrating air."
